Auditor:
Matthew "Faceplant" Sexton
A lone Corkman in the midst of predominantly Leinster Jugglers,
young Sexton earned the reputation for being a tad clumsy. His
flexibility is unparalleled and is often showcased by him putting
his foot in his mouth in a matter of seconds. His election to Auditor
was heavily contested by a small cat that had wandered into the room
and meowed until it was elected. He is an amicable fellow, but do not
insult the Cork way of life, lest ye wish to have ruptured eardrums.
Secretary:
Róisín "Colreavy" Donnelly
Despite being one of our newest members, Róisín – or
Ro-sheen if you’re
Matthew – has quickly ascended to the higher ranks of Juggling Society.
Her infectious enthusiasm is a testament as to how simple it can be to
learn Juggling with a little bit of patience. She can be easily spotted
by her colourful hair, an allusion of her artistic talents. If she deems
you worthy, she may let you in on the secret to her heavenly double- and
triple-chocolate cookies.
Treasurer:
Joe "Danger" Noonan
Look upon the smiling fearless face of our Third Danger Brother. Watch in
astonishment as he balances the books while balancing on a rola-bola.
Feel your bamboozlement as you observe this young man display his many
talents. Seriously, look at this guy: he can play guitar; he’s studying
physics; he’s a Gaelgeoir; he’s funny and charming without being arrogant;
he’s got lifeguard training and he surfs. Gaze upon this gentleman and weep,
for he is the closest thing we have to perfection.
Public Relations and Neutrality Officer:
Monika Ulenska
In life, there is the bright, gleaming light of positivity and the dark
clutch of negativity. Few can strike a balance between the two, yet those
who achieve this are close to Gods. Monika has taken on this role in a
befittingly chilled manner. She is the coolest shade of grey, but do not
be fooled into thinking she is apathetic. Her interests include art,
contortion, physics and riding around on miniature bicycles.
Fire and Negativity Officer:
James "III" Duncan
One of our most glorious members, the soon-to-be Doctor Duncan possesses
a poise and grace that is envied by many. His skills in poi are a direct
result of his determination to look fabulous and to try anything other
than actual juggling. His reign as auditor saw Juggling Society’s
triumph at Dublin Intervarsity Games and ended with him carefully passing
the flaming torch of knowledge on to Matthew Sexton. His pastimes include
dance, poi and laughing at the antics of our current Auditor.
Welfare and Positivity Officer:
Clíodhna Reilly
Clíodhna is well known amongst the juggling community in Ireland for her
unprecedented venture to the stage in Tralee mere months after her
introduction to the world of throwing things and earning herself a
standing ovation from a crowd of talented people! Her enthusiasm is
contagious and her charm is without equal (that unicorn was practically
eating out of her hand). It is sometimes easy to forget that she is not,
in fact, a cat as she will meow, purr and paw at you with surprising
conviction. Be careful if you spend too much time with her as you might
develop a severe case of smiling. *if you feel the urge to meow, please
seek medical advice.
Senior Treasurer:
Fergal Suipéil
It would not surprise us to learn if Fergal was considering changing his
name to the title by which he is known in the Circus community ("the guy
who builds all of those crazy sculptures from things he just finds lying
about"). A lifetime member, he has taken the mantle of Senior Treasurer,
annually inducting the new Treasurer and the rest of the committee and
teaching them his ways. If there's ever a general knowledge question you're
stuck on chances are Fergal's the one to ask; he's a fountain of information
on even the most unlikely of subjects.